Shower Thoughts. This might become a series. Or it might not. I do what I want.

I can gauge how tired I am by my reactions to insensitive comments. If a stranger on the internet makes me angry, I need to slow down. If one hurts my feelings, I need a nap.

The more you own who you are, the fewer “scandals” there are to hold over your head.

Privacy is an illusion created by not knowing what other people know about me.

Why is it so hard to find a bag of supreme pizza rolls?

Dad hated green peppers. I miss Dad.

Ouch. That’s too hot.

Why does it take 3 nanoseconds for DoorDash to take my money and 3-5 business days to refund it after they screw up?

The most insulting thing someone could say about me is that I never complain. I have so much more to lose if I keep quiet.

Radiation (adj.) burns (noun)

Radiation (noun) burns (verb)

Today I learned a narwhal’s horn is actually a tooth. This information changes nothing and everything about my life.

I used to plan showers around my life. Now I plan my life around showers.

I don’t know where I left off writing Who You Gonna Believe, and I don’t want to read my own writing to find out what the next chapter should be.