Another episode of my definitely very original Shower Thoughts series.
Am I an optimist, or am I just trying to make horses drink?
Now that I think about it, only one kid in class asked why the German citizens didn’t stop Hitler.
I used to think the phrase “hot and sweaty” was redundant, but life has taught me that “cold and sweaty” is also a thing.
Me to myself: What would you do if you knew you couldn’t fail?
Myself: Still a jumping jack.
I’d rather have a beer with Joe Biden than eat ice cream with George W. Bush.
Dan talking to our dog like he’s a human is one of my favorite things. “Hey, Boomer, want to watch a Sunday night movie?”
Scooby Doo by Doo where are you? We’ve got some work to…. Ahhhhhh! Make the music in my head stop!
Relief is looking back to discover you dodged a bullet. Empowerment is dislodging the bullets you took.
My experience is that victims don’t want to be seen as victims, but boy abusers sure do.